Ranking Horror Films By How Likely I’d Survive Them

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Of course, half the fun of watching a horror movie is shouting advice to the (often dumb) characters on the screen (which they of course will not listen to). This experience inevitably leads to me saying, “I would be able to survive a horror movie so easily,” which is false because I am weak.

SO, I thought it would be fun to rank a bunch of my favorite classic (or soon to be classic) horror films by how likely I would be to survive until the film’s credit sequences.

For reference, this is me. I write about movies for BuzzFeed, take selfies in the office bathroom, listen to Lady Gaga, run marathons, drink too much iced coffee, and hate dogs.

A few quick rules to before we get stabbed…sorry, I mean started.

31.

The Blair Witch Project (1999)

24.

Paranormal Activity (2007)

23.

Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

18.

Black Christmas (1974)

17.

Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

15.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

10.

Night of the Living Dead (1968)

6.

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

1.

Final Destination (2000)



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